my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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