It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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