Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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