drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
If I had your ass I would rule the world
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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