super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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