I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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