I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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