just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Found your dick twin last night
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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