only if we run a train.
done.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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