How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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