tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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