i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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