is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So much rum. So many feels.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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