Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
