Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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