dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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