Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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