hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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