return my video game
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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