Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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