Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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