I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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