Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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