You work out of a Hotel?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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