But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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