She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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