i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
