what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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