Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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