I think I died a long time ago.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
try to milk me bitch
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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