So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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