I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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