So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We left an ass print on the piano.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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