yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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