so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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