Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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