she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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