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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Success! We fucked roommates!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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