Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
