**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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