take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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