well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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