your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
2020 sucks, I want a refund
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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