i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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