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Just cropdusted the office
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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