I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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