Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think I won the penis lottery.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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