i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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