sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I cockslap morals
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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