Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
