I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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